This little dimple on my left cheek has formed some time between college and now. It could have something to do with sitting on my butt for eight or more hours, Monday through Friday. I’d be sour too if someone squished me into a pancake, numbing all sense of feeling, for that long each day. I think my butt has boycotted this office job by puckering.
This whole dimple thing really stresses me out. Mostly because it’s all downhill from here…
Don't you love the visual I created for you?! I just happened to have this photo lying around that someone took last summer. God bless Photoshop! LOL.UPDATE: I'm feeling very vocal about my work day today...When you have nothing in your lunch bag besides squash soup, a small dollop of cottage cheese, a small dollop of tuna fish and a small dollop of Rosemary Chicken Salad from Trader Joe's, you really wish it was 5th grade again and you were sitting next to someone who might want to trade lunches with you.
Currently Feeling: Disappointed that both passes were closed this weekend, and we missed out on our Leavenworth cabin trip for Larisa’s birthday. I was really feeling the need to get away for a weekend.
Currently Anticipating: Starting this new walking aerobics class at work.
Currently Wanting: The new Vampire Weekend CD.
6 comments:
Phew. For a second I didn't know what was creepier - the fact that you had apparently taken a photo of your butt with your camera phone, or the fact that you thought it was appropriate to wear those very short shorts to work.
Instead of working to get rid of the dimple maybe you could just eat more and gain a matching one on the other side? At least then it would be symmetrical... ;-)
Is it just me.... or am I the only one who can't see what you're talking about?
And your butt isn't your only money maker. You're cute as a button and you have a fine bust.
Whatareyaworriedabout?
LOL! I think you were there when Kristen took this picture, no? It was during Drinks on the Links and my usual six tall boy cans, so who knows what was happening. I think it was a photo of an accident I had in the bushes, but one can't be sure. What happens at Drinks on the Links, stays on the Links!
Oh. I guess I should have said this picture is hypothetical. It was taken in the summer, and I think I was bending over, therefore stretching out my new little friend. So, this photo is to show the location, not the actual dimple. Ha! I didn't even think about that...
But SO@24, thanks for the compliment anyway. Every girl loves to be described as "cute as a button"!
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I'm sorry, I've been laughing for the last 3 minutes straight. I think I just got a new row of abs, thanks to you! Too funny. I miss you. I can't wait for the Seattle summer and warm nights drinking on Queen Anne...
Ah sigh. "Seattle summer and warm nights drinking on Queen Anne" sounds absofuckinglutely dreamy.
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