Sunday night, watching the Survivor Gabon finale:
Me: Asian facial hair is kinda gross*.
BD: Yeah.
Me: It’s like straight and silky. I wonder what their pubes look like.
BD: *Sideways glance and laugh* I don’t know.
Me: You’ve never slept with an Asian woman?
BD: Um, no…
Me: Really?!
BD: Nope.
Me: Hmm. I was just wondering. You know, some guys have a thing for Asian woman – it’s like, all they like to sleep with or something.
BD: Yeah. This guy I work with has an Asian girlfriend, and I think he kinda has a fetish.
Me: I’ve always thought that was a little weird.
*Silence* *Contemplating Asian woman fetish* *Silence*
BD: I don’t know…I had this girlfriend in junior high…*Pauses*
Me: Yeah...
BD: Well, every time we made out, I got this really bad stomach ache afterward.
Me: What?!
BD: Yeah. It was really weird. I got really sick. Like every. time. It was like I was allergic to her saliva.
Me: Was she Asian?
BD: Yeah.
Me: So, you think you’re allergic to Asian women or something, and you haven’t dated one since?
BD: Yeah…*Sheepish glance in my direction*
Me: BWAHAHHA. YOU think YOU’RE allergic to ASIAN women?!??
Me: You’re so weird.
Alternative title to this post: Here’s Hoping the Coffee Slinging Hooker is Asian
*Disclaimer: I realize a couple people could find this offensive, but just thought I'd throw it out there that I wrote this without any sort of prejudice against Asian people or women.
Currently Feeling: Relieved that my Christmas shopping is done, and I'm not completely broke.
Currently Anticipating: Terriyaki salmon for dinner tonight.
Currently Loving: Iced sweet tea...for every meal...all day long.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
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3 comments:
You need to talk to Matt about Asian fetishes.
Ironic that you're anticipating a teriyaki dinner.
See...the teriyaki dinner anticipation is proof that I LOVE ASIAN PEOPLE. Just not their facial hair.
Of course Matt Wood has an Asian women fetish. He fits the mold.
I know a guy that has a total Asian fetish... and two friends have married Japanese women. I don't quite get racial/culture fetishes, mine are basic stuff, like fishnet stalkings and certain body parts/areas. Hell, all the Asian women I've slept with were more American than I am.
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