[Disclaimer: You'll want to read this post all the way
through because there's a mini giveaway at the end!]
through because there's a mini giveaway at the end!]
Since being unemployed, I've felt like I've had more time to feed my creative sole. More time to read, more time to design, more time to write (even if you don't see me more here - I have 1,000 other projects going on), more time to say, "Hey, I've always wanted to do that... " And then I DO IT. Go figure.
So, I bought the ingredients last weekend, and I Martha Stewart geeked out into the best case version of a housewife that I know. (A swearing, drinking, sassing Martha Stewart, which is much more fun because we're better in bed, if you ask me). Of course, this led to me purchasing my ingredients at Metro Market. This was a stupid idea, in hindsight, that the BF was so kind to point out, because I am UNEMPLOYED and something tells me that I might have been able to find cheaper jam ingredients such as empty jars other than a place that caters to those who actually make money and can afford $4 cans of yams.
What concluded, after I obsessively read what I believe is every blackberry jam recipe and canning instructions available on the Worldwide Web, was a night of whipping up some pretty damn fantastic au naturel blackberry jam. Even if it meant I had to drag myself out to pick more blackberries in the dark at NINE P.M. cause I didn't have enough. Here is my Martha Stewart geekiness and easy peasy instructions for you in pictures:
What You'll Need - in layman's terms:
Canning jars with lids
Pectin (No Sugar Needed Pectin for a sugar-free or au naturel jam)
Blackberries (Or other fruit that sounds yummy)
Splenda, honey or other sweetener of choice
No sugar added apple or white grape juice
A very, very large pot
A large saucepan
A potato masher, or big metal thingamajig
Tongs
A couple clean towels
1. Find blackberries and pick em. Just don't tell PETB (People for the Ethical Treatment of Blackberries). If you're really smart, you'll enlist a boyfriend or friend to help you out since this is the most strenuous part of the adventure, and having thorn-poked fingers and brier-scratched arms sucks.
2. Pick somewhere around 8 cups (to make four 8 oz jars). If you pick only four ounces, you'll have to go back outside in the DARK to pick BLACKberries. This is very difficult. You've been warned.
3. Put your jars and lids in the pot, fill it with water and heat the water on medium-high heat, but make sure it doesn't boil. This heats the jars so they don't crack when the hot jam is poured in.
4. In the large saucepan, mash the berries with a potato masher, or something that can equivalently mash such as the metal thingamajig I used, one layer at a time. Don't puree them in a food processor!
5. Once all the berries are mashed, add a cup of no-sugar-added apple or white grape juice and one package of no-sugar-needed Pectin. This is for the sugar-free or au naturel jam. If you want to make jam with seven cups of sugar, you can purchase the regular box of pectin. Boil the berries and pectin/apple juice mixture until it rapidly boils and cannot be stirred down.
6. Next add the sweetener of your choice - or none, if you like. You can use Splenda, another artificial sweetener or honey, which is what I chose. If you'd like to use honey too, add one cup. Bring this mixture to another rapid boil, for three minutes, stirring constantly. While this is boiling, or earlier if you can fit it in, pull the jars and lids out of the hot water with tongs and place them on a clean, dry towel.
7. Skim the foam off the top of the heated jam, then ladle or pour, using a funnel, the jam into each individual, warmed jars. Wipe the edges and rims of the jar with a clean, damp towel. Screw the lids on tightly.
8. Using the tongs, carefully place the jars back into the very, very large pot of hot water. Make sure there is one to two inches above the tops of the jars, and bring the water to a boil with the lid on. Let it boil for 10 minutes (or the correct time for your altitude, according to the instructions in the pectin box). What you're during right now is sealing and preserving the jam, so you can store it, and it won't go bad.
9. While this is boiling, pour any leftover blackberry jam mixture over vanilla ice cream IMMEDIATELY. Eat it like a fat kid eats cake.
10. After 10 minutes, carefully take the jars out with tongs and set them on a clean towel. Don't shake them, so the pectin in the jam can set. Let them cool on the counter for 12 to 24 hours. If the lid doesn't pop up and down after this, each jar is properly sealed and preserved. Decorate them with ribbons and a label if you're a SUPER dork like me.TA DA! Easy peasy au naturel blackberry jam in only 10 steps. Isn't it fabulous to have a jam that is made of only blackberries, apple juice and honey?! The stuff in the grocery store is so full of sugar and additives... I'm now inspired to try to make all types of jam from scratch - it was that easy!
So, if you made it though that entire, ridiculously long post on how to make blackberry jam, I will reward you... I'm giving away one little jar of my beautiful culinary masterpiece that I'm quite proud of. THAT'S how much I love you! All you have to do is leave one little comment, telling me you're absolute favorite type of jelly, jam or toast topping. (Peanut butter, honey and cinnamon sugar is accepted as well). Make sure your profile links to a place that I can find your e-mail... I'll choose the winner of the jar of au naturel blackberry jam on Friday. Good luck!
Currently Feeling: Overworked and underpaid - I'm volunteering so much, it's taking up all my time! But it feels really great to be involved.
Currently Anticipating: Having a free day tomorrow.
Currently Loving: The both Top Chef and Project Runway have started! TV swooon!


























