Sarah left last night for Florida. I'm by myself in our apartment for the longest period of time since moving out of my studio. At first, I found insane pleasure in little stupid things. For instance, Wednesday I ran out of toilet paper on the toilet paper roll. Usually, I would replace it, without a doubt, right away. Only douche bags don't replace the toilet paper roll. But, since Sarah was gone, and I didn't have to worry about her opinion, I left it. This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, a slight, "yessss" went through my mind as I sat down and took the new, un-replaced roll from the counter...sometimes it just feels so good to be irresponsible.
Or how great it was to sleep with my door WIDE OPEN and not feel weird if she got up and my cheeks were hanging out of my skimpy bedtime shorts...eff, it's hot. I'm not sleeping in much these nights. Furthermore, I got up in the middle of the night last night and found pleasure in taking a midnight nap on the futon, next to all of our large windows, circulating cool nighttime air through the living room. Hell. Sarah wouldn't be waking up in the morning and feel like she had to sneak around to be quiet for me...so I slept in the living room.
Or this morning when I took THREE spoonfuls of her Cool Whip out of the fridge to eat for breakfast. Normally, I'd feel incredibly guilty about eating her food. I'd usually try to be really sneaky and smooth over the Cool Whip so it didn't look like I'd just consumed half the container. But, with her out of town, I can eat, eat and eat and just replace it all before she gets back!
Not to mention I haven't washed one damn dish. They're piling up all over the counters, and it's beautiful.
So, I've definitely enjoyed doing the stupid little things one has to always think about and respect when living with someone. But, don't get me wrong. I'm unnervingly bored and lonely. In fact, I was so bored and lonely tonight that I ordered PIZZA at 10 p.m. after I'd already eaten dinner and dessert. I wasn't even that hungry. I was just bored and snacky. I suppose I could have saved myself $25 by just walking or driving a couple blocks to pick up a fuckin ding dong, but instead I paid for an entire greasy 10-pound pizza to be delivered to my front door so I could eat two pieces. And now I just want to take it to work in the morning and leave it in the lunchroom for someone to eat so I don't have to feel the guilt of devouring an entire pizza.
I hope I make it through this lonely weekend without gaining 10 pounds. If I disappear, it might be because my fat ass sank through the 5-foot pile of clothing on my bedroom floor that I can't bring myself to clean...send in the search party by Monday.
Currently Feeling: A little saucy and bold after sending a message to Twinkle Eyes.
Currently Anticipating: Jesse Colorado taking me sailing.
Currently Reading: Free Food for Millionaires by Min Jin Lee
Thursday, May 31, 2007
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Who cares if someone sees your ass cheeks while you are sleeping??? You and Sarah are so close why would that matter, and you are both girls.....The toilet paper roll thing irks me, but as long as you can reach a fresh roll it's all good, as long as the empty isn't on the counter! Shannon and I are going to the Zoo on Sunday want to go??? We are going right after it opens to beat the children and the church goers.
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